Rosa

"Are you white or black? I'm white Sis, why? Well I would be getting off the bus, cause it isn't fair that not everybody is treated equally!  Rosa Parks should have told them she DIDN'T LIKE THEM"

Mitzi

" even know Mitzi loves me...why does she put me in timeout"

Flintstones

"while watching the all time best cartoon...Flintstones..."Fred is not the one with the blackish brownish skin with a brown shirt and black dots". "I know which one is Fred cause I know about this stuff". How could she possible argue about a cartoon I watched at her age. Whew!!!!"

Size 8

"do you think I wear a size 8" "no sis, you are too tall". "but my cousin does" "she is an 8 in womens". "I AM WOMEN""

Annoying

 "he is annoying" "how annoying is he, sis"? "Higher than God, that's how much""

Dude

" doing her workbook..."I am on a roll, dude""

Tornado

"picking Kyndal and kellen up from school because of tornado warning..kellen was very scared and crying, Kyndal was trying to comfort him. "kellen just pretend we are on the bus going home and pretend we are in Heaven""

DDDrrreeeaaammm

  "come outside....it is a dddrrrereaaammmm of Heaven""

Wrong

 singing "don't cha"..."snapping her head back and forth... "don't cha wish ur girlfriend was WRONG like me"."

Bomdigity

" after school..."I ask a girl to chase Andrew h. she wouldn't...and she was annoying me so the SUBTITUTE made me move to the back table...she is not the BOMDIGITY!""

Bullies

" while drawing s pic for school..."I'm drawing the bully first cause bullies are not in my interest!""

Jesus in a Barn

" praying..."thank you God for writing a book about Jesus in a barn, it was beautiful, and help me on my spelling test...in Jesus name we pray...Amen""

Guacamole

" I have a shirt made in guacamole!"

Sharkesville

 "did you know Mrs. Harlow lives in SHARKSVILLE""

Rude

 "we are friends kinda a little bit, but no more talking now cause she put 17 rudes on the paper about me, and THAT IS RUDE""

Ice Cream Cone

"getting ready to finish her ice cream cone: "this is the sad part cause it has to end...."

Heavenly Father

"Dear Heavenly Father thank you for all the people I knew and Grandma Tillie, Aunt...no wait a minute Aunt Jude isnt dead, and Grandma Miki and my bunny,Amen!""

Possible Ivy

" yep it's good for itches bites and possible (poison) ivy!"

Family

" (sweet): "Dear Heavenly Father, thank you for making me and Ree Ree family! In Jesus name Amen.""

Fez

"omg Fez is hilarious...he already had sex with a woman...what's that Sis...when a guy hangs out with a girl and takes off his shirt"."

Waddells

" (getting ready for our softball game) "it seems like Waddells is the most famous, do you think and maybe Gambinos, but people always need groceries""

Fellups

 "lockney was stupid cause he beat fellups, I voted for fellups"!"

Americans

"I'm only dealing with Americans who get 3rd, 1st or 2nd cause the other ones are just.....uh.....weird"

Lowes

" pulling her hair back to go get a coke "I don't care if my hair has bumps...at least it's not Lowes"."

Volcher

"while watching Olympic pole vaulting "I'm gonna be a Volcher, volching just looks cool""

Pillow

" while laying on her bed reading, she reached for a plush fleece pillow "ahhhh, that's what the neck needs, yep""

Safety Gate

"safety gate "I'm so glad this is in order cause most humans can't open it and get me""

Sometin

"telling her she needs to brush her teeth..."well at least we're not goin to a funeral or somntin!""

Nose

"Ava Stanahan is the best student in Mrs. Duke's class cause she doesn't pick her nose or go to lala land when Mrs. Duke is talking.""

Vegas

"will you take me to las Vegas, we will have to take a 1000 water bottles, I won't drink all of it but I'll have to squat to pee in the desert""

Boys with Bras

"I can't go into the store to see Mams (my mom) because I have no bra and messy hair, there are 3 older men sitting talking "the boys aren't wearing bras and their hair is grey so it doesn't matter, your a fool""

God

"I wish there was 2000 Gods so he could watch over all the states at one time!"

Adopt

 "sis, are you going to have a baby or adopt a baby?" "A D O P T....I am not having anyone cut a circulation on me""

Heaven

"When I get to Heaven I'm gonna go where the Devil is and bash the Devil so the Devil is no Devil at all""

12 Days of Christmas

"Kyndalism: singing 12 days of Christmas....."8 maids of milfing""

Jesus

"Kyndalism: "well the birth of Jesus should be a holiday!""

Secret Stash

Kydnalism: Scene: waking up at 4a.m. because she had a bad dream. "A bad man was mean, then nice, then mean, then nice, then mean again...If a bad man tried to get me, I would kick him in the tenders." "That's my secret stash for that."